BLUDGE. YOU PROBABLY SUCK. www.wordclock.com 1. TELEVISION I i love tv sitcoms are really clever late night shows crack me up the news is important talk shows are stimulating cable is worth money i love tv 2. SUCK FILTER i wonder if you noticed that your band completely sucks get off the stage get off the stage quality control doesn't seem to be your strong point 3. PIERCE THIS anti-individual understatement subliminal infected uniform gaping compliance you are so fucking different 4. FUCK YOUR RECORD STORE thanks so much for acknowledging me you're wicked cool that's why you work here excuse me, where's the attitude section would you go there and die never mind i'll find what i want the internet but at least you're putting your high school education to good use talking down to me the customer is always a loser yeah that'll make me buy something 5. LOOP ROCK turn some knobs it's musical they eat it up the fuckers eat it up let me guess big groove phat beat fuck you funk soul brother with nothing to say they eat it up the fuckers eat it up 6. IDLE WORSHIP slacker queen sleeps all day pay up - support the cause - call it art - defend the cause found a fucking goddess to worship from afar pay up - support the cause - it isn't art - defend the cause everything that this reflects is everything that i expect on your screen you're impressed 7. WORK III what the fuck are you doing here on a weekend don't you have a couple fucking kids and a wife why the fuck is work the only fucking thing you care about i tell you what, your new job is to get a fucking life get a fucking life get a fucking life get a fucking life get a fucking life 8. FUCKING JUMP ALREADY don't just threaten you're not threatening me do it already i'm late for work 9. TELEVISION II sell me something sell me something sell me something sell me something 10. THAT'S OUR FUTURE RIGHT THERE investment banker with a pierced tongue and barbie lunchbox and the dope dj mix tapes vp of marketing with his pants around his ass senior consultant dressed in black with dyed hair fishnets and a dozen tattoos you think you're different than the dumbass cheerleader jock fucks that you hate bad news you're as useless as them you have the same lack of goals the same sorry future the same conformist friends you're gonna wind up at some suck-ass office job throwing around nothingspeak on the elevator so welcome to the real world you lazy fuck it's what you do not how your friends dress you're the real deal you're the real deal you're the real deal you're the real deal 11. A TRULY FULFILLING EXISTENCE bed car job car couch bed 12. TELEVISION 5 mind numb mind numb mind numb mind numb thank you for helping me achieve this state of enlightenment and bringing me closer to oneness with myself thanks for teaching me to grow outside of my boundaries and find strength through improvement mind numb mind numb mind numb mind numb thank you for baywatch 13. FIX IT IN THE MIX you can't play your part if i give you 50 takes you're a perfectionist but you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck i know it's very "important" that's why you're so prepared keep flailing around on tape i know talent when i see it 14. THAT'S OUR FUTURE II oh yeah you're keeping it real you've got something to say shut up oh yeah you're keeping it real you've got a lot to say shut up 15. RUBBERNECK get out of the way you fucking morons stop and look from hell motherfucker it's the same as the last one and nobody's dead and i wish you were get out of the way you fucking dipshits you've seen it all a million times before what the fuck is wrong with you you die you die die die 16. WORK I this is amazing only 40 years to go i appreciate the opportunity to sit on my ass for the rest of my life and act like i care about ways to make you money. and thanks for treating me like an intelligent human being when you feel like it. is this for real is this my life? 17. YOU LAZY FUCK get the hell up you lazy fuck are you going to spend the rest of your fucking life sitting around alone watching cable - are you going to try and accomplish something before you die - are you worth the space you occupy - is there any chance that you'll fulfill two percent of your potential - did you forget that you even have potential build something read a book go outside take a class exercise volunteer see art write a letter watch a film take a walk take a drive write a song get a date think try just do something you lazy fuck you lazy fuck you lazy fuck you lazy fuck 18. HELP MIKE LONG FIND A BAND be "serious" practice in your bedroom covers are a plus say "baby" listen to van halen don't return phone calls 19. FUCK EBAY let me buy i want to buy i love buying useless shit that i would never buy in person let me buy i want to buy i'll buy your fucking garbage if you put it up for sale 20. RECORD NOISE (LOOP ROCK II) formula repeats understructured non-attempt i'm not sure but i think we've heard this idea before please burn your stupid vinyl collection is this a fucking fashion show? is rooting through record stores some kind of equivalent to writing music? 21. WORK IV get me up dress me up i don't care i don't care own the day make the day 22. I HOPE THERE'S A HELL thanks for doing it for us we'll piss on your grave 23. WORK XXIX that's it fuck this all contents copyright (c)2005 sea of droids music.